Honestly Officer ... I had no idea that Bill was loaded with pork!

Worst drivers in America are in Washington DC according to a recent national traffic safety study

Surprise, surprise... what else don't they do well in DC?

Hmmm, set national priorities intelligently based upon limited resources (read money).

I know, I know ... ask me, ask me... c'mon ask me.

In DC they're also lousy at political leadership.