If you have your health .... You have everything !

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. 

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  

I said to him, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break”? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a “Jackass”. He glared at me and wrote another ticket for worn tires.  

So I called him a “Doughnut Eating Pig.”   He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. 

Then he wrote a third ticket. 

The more I verbally abused him the more tickets he wrote.  This went on for about 20 minutes.  

Personally, I didn't care. 

I'm retired and don't own a car - I came downtown on the bus.   

The car he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, “I LUV OBAMA !".

How do I spend my time these days now that I'm retired ???

I try to have a little fun each day.

My doctor says it's important for my health !