A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about what he thought of Barack Obama as president.
The old Texan drawled, "Well, ya know, Obama ain't nothin' more than a damn 'Post Turtle.'"
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a Post Turtle was.
The old man eyed him over and then said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you gotta' wonder what kind of ass put him up there in the first place."
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