Way back in October of 2006 after what must have been a physically taxing and emotionally draining day of apocalyptic, climate change speech giving, Al Gore apparently sought out the services of a Portland, Oregon massage therapist for relief.
The Oregonian reports that according to the therapist she was intimidated by his physical size, calling him "rotund," and described his "violent temper, dictatorial, commanding attitude" -- what she termed a contrast from his "Mr. Smiley global-warming concern persona." She called him a "crazed sex poodle" and tried to distract him with a box of chocolates. But, she alleges, Gore fondled her back, buttocks and breasts.
Portland Police said they had insufficient evidence presently to charge Gore with a criminal offense. The therapist’s attorney claims the incident will be resolved with Gore as a civil matter.
And you thought "climate change" was all just about polar bears not realizing that the real danger is from poodles.
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