You Know - One of Those Old Greek Philosopher Guys. I'm telling you his name was Polonium something or other...

Way back in 2004 and I know you recall the incident because it was on the Nightly News, Yasser Arafat the ailing 75 year old ex- rabble rouser, murderer, terrorist, all around nasty Palestinian leader supposedly had a change of heart previously and moderated his views about reconciliation with Israel.

Well, having mysteriously died in a French Hospital, though some said from a stroke, Arafat apparently also had a change of blood chemistry too.

His wife said she always suspected murder most foul by Israeli agents. She had his possessions and clothing tested recently and surprise, surprise ... the lab reported traces of radioactive polonium - the same nasty stuff Russian agents used to murder a dissident in London in 2006.

Israel, never one to hold a grudge, claims it did not "have a hand in this".

And as yet, no one has expressed any official concern as to whether rogue elements of the Swedish CIA, SAPO accounting directorate could possibly be involved....