Clinton Eventually Pays St. Peter A Visit .... Yeah, I know BUT it's still funny.

"And who are you ?" asks St. Peter.

"Why, it's me, Bill Clinton, The Big Dawg and formerly the President of The United States and Leader of the Free World."

"What can I do for you", asks St. Peter.

"Well, seeing as I'm here, I'd like to come in to the Big House.", replies Clinton.

"Sure, sure.", says St. Peter. "But first you have to confess your sins."

Clinton bites his lip and answers: "Well, I tried Marijuana, but I didn't inhale so you really couldn't say I actually used drugs illegally."

"There were inappropriate extramarital affairs, but I didn't have full sexual relations so you really couldn't say I was an adulterer."

"And from time to time I made misleading statements, but they didn't meet the legal standard of perjury, so you really couldn't call it "bearing false witness".

"Ok, here's the deal, Bill." declares St. Peter.

"We'll send you somewhere it's Hot .... but we won't call it Hell."

"You'll be there Indefinitely .... but we won't say it's for Eternity."

"And when you arrive, you don't have to abandon all Hope ... just don't hold your breath waiting for it to Freeze Over !"

Not The Benghazi Drone Video But .... Obama wants this one banned too !

A short form version of 2016 - see the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-HqHSkYG-Y

“Obama Bin Laden’s” gun walking scheme …. Bob Schieffer got it right ?

During the last presidential debate, moderator Bob Schieffer flubbed when he mixed up Obama’s and Bin Laden’s names referring to the deceased terrorist as “Obama Bin Laden”.

Romney is now receiving intelligence updates. Both he and Obama during the debate danced around the true identities of the elements in Syrian opposition forces that Romney says deserve our support and to whom Obama has already supplied weapons through secret CIA operations.

Both claim we must be careful as to whom we arm, but in fact we are arming Al Qaeda, and it’s going to literally blow up in our faces. Jordanian authorities broke up an Al Qaeda plot to attack our embassy there using weapons smuggled in from Syria that were supplied to the opposition forces in that country.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2012/10/22/syrian-anti-assad-activists-say-al-qaeda-getting-weapons-to-hijack-revolution/1650291/

In Libya we did the same thing. Al Qaeda linked terrorist cells were formerly our sworn enemies but magically transformed by the administration into “freedom fighters” to aid in the overthrow of Qaddafi.

And lest anyone believe that Libya was such a great success in establishing Democracy there consider the credible published reports that say the human rights violations and atrocities taking place are far worse than when Qaddafi’s tyranny reigned.

http://www.counterpunch.org/2012/10/23/libya-and-the-human-rights-double-standard/

Oh well …. Just a few more irritating “bumps in the road” on the way to an “optimal” result.

Now we’re trying the same stagecraft in Syria. But this time the stakes are much, much higher.

This “gun walking” scheme on the part of the Obama Administration and Obama will ultimately make the “fast and furious” debacle look paltry and puny in comparison. It is the Democratic Administration's equivalent of “Contragate”, but this time we’re serving the political interests of Iran, who also tacitly support the so called “freedom fighters” in Syria while maintining their backing of the Syrian regime.

In the meantime Israel waits and its apprehension grows.

Obama's offended ? .... Hell, what about the rest of us !

In  last night's Presidential debate, Obama said that he found it "offensive" that anyone would suggest (dare) that either he or anyone on his team had lied about the Benghazi attack that left 4 Americans dead, "...That's not what we do. That's not what I do as President, that's not what I do as Commander in Chief."

Oh really ... Indignation coming from a proven liar ?

Well, Mr. President here's what I find offensive - you made a promise to govern all of us together, to start anew by throwing off the influence of paid lobbyists, to create a transparent government, and to bring us together to resolve our differences.

It's not just your critics who say you failed, you graded yourself a failure.

And when America desperately needed the leader you promised to be you failed in achieving anything close to the standards you yourself set. You drove a wedge deeper to divide us. You delivered to us instead a partisan ideologue - not a healer, not a reformer, not someone truly interested in the welfare of ALL Americans, but a guy who likes to make speeches filled will hollow promises.

What we got was Barack the perpetual fund raising campaigner, the partygoer, the golfer, the guy always on a family vacation, and the guy with a zillion "air miles" to and from God only knows where. 

Despite your protestations that "you work hard" what we do know is that you're not in Washington hard at work doing our business.

Your day and calendar might be occupied but you don't know what "hard work" is.

The rest of us do - our daily lives are harder, more difficult, filled with more stress and anxiety and worse now because of your failed, thoughtless policies and politics, and your overall ineptitude and incompetence as a leader.

When the rest of America has trouble putting 2 dimes together, you're living the high life at our expense on the public dime - only it's not pocket change you're diverting from our Treasury - your parties, your golfing, your family vacations, your travel, your entourage, your travel and accommodations, and your security  - all the personal perquisites you claim for yourself cost the rest of us 1.2 billion dollars a year !

Are you still tone deaf ? An astounding 1.2 billion a year for your larks !

All the while 23 million of the rest of us can't find good work and 47 million Americans depend upon food stamps to put food on the family table.

If I could have had any say whether that 1.2 billion was spent on coddling your ass, or having America's starving children go to bed with a full belly and warm roof over their heads - it'd be no contest.

No Obama ..... What's truly, truly offensive to me is  .... You !!!

Hillary Clinton responsible for Benghazi .... Uh huh !

Security failures in the Benghazi terrorist attack tragically left US Ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens and 3 others dead. Tonight, Hillary Clinton, US Secretary of State, said she accepts personal responsibility for the outcome of the consulate assault.

Horse shit !

What exactly does she "accepts personal responsibility" actually mean? She'll tender her resignation ? Make personal restitution to the families ? Appear before Congress, under oath, and tell the truth about the entire sorry mess about her involvement and of others; especially those now squirming in the White House over the affair ?

Do all those things and I'm a believer .... Yeah, I'll hold my breath.

Travel back to the Waco, Texas siege in 1993 when then Attorney General, Janet Reno also "accepted personal responsibility" for some 10 deaths resulting from an ill-advised, overzealous government use of lethal force. Unbelievably she avoided any political consequence to her career. Since then a string of parroting politicians have performed the masterful and magical incantation "I accept responsibility" for their fuck ups and successfully dodged consequence, too. Hillary Clinton plans to be the latest.

God, how Liberal America loves contrition - sincere and otherwise.

Politicians may be many despicable things but they are quick learners; especially when it comes to their own political survival.

And let's not forget, Hillary is first and foremost a "progressive, liberal" politician - not a career, non-partisan diplomat.

What beats in her heart and toils in her brain is naked ambition and self-interest !

This is nothing more than cold calculation by Clinton and the Obama administration timed just before the 2nd Presidential debate in the belief that the public can focus on only one thing at a time and their hopes an accommodating liberal press will let the debate command the stage and let everything else be swept away from public focus and scrutiny.

Benghazi and a failed worldwide Obama foreign policy - exit stage left !

"Coverups are initiated to protect someone at the top; not protect someone at the bottom. ca " - K.T. MacFarlan, national security expert

When I get to Heaven .....

A prominent Washington politician dies and stands before St. Peter. While awaiting judgment he sees a staggering number of wall clocks; each with a name. His own shows the hands at quarter to 11:00.

The politician asks St. Peter what the clocks are about and St. Peter says, “They’re called “Liar’s Clocks” and each person has one. We use them”, he explains, “to help decide whether a person goes to Hell or Heaven.”.

“How much the hands advance is determined by how frequently you lied and how significant the lies were. That’s Mother Teresa’s clock and the hands have never moved. Yours on the other hand is about typical for a politician.”

Curious, the politician says, “I don’t see Obama’s clock, where’s his?”

“Oh, that one,” says St. Peter, “is in another office.....Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan !!!”.

Liberals have really gotten creative of late, twisting themselves into rhetorical and intellectual pretzels in their efforts to downplay and dismiss Obama’s monumental penchant for deception.

But Obama himself shows what a load of BS their explanations are. The unvarnished truth is and has been - Obama lies by design and for effect !

“I serve as a blank screen on which people of vastly different stripes project their own views. As such, I am bound to disappoint some, if, not all of them.” – Barack Obama, The Economist interview - Aug 23rd 2008

Yeah, right...of course, it's their fault anyway !!! ... No really, we understand, you couldn’t have ever possibly said anything that would have appealed to, or falsely encouraged their expectations.

Lingering Libyan Questions …. Ambassador Stevens’ murder in Benghazi

"You didn't elect me to tell you what you wanted to hear. You elected me to tell you the truth."-- President Obama at the Democratic National Convention, Sept. 6

Yeah, when do we get the truth … after the election?

“Cover-ups are initiated to protect someone at the top not someone at the bottom. (ca)” – K.T. MacFarland, national security expert, comparing the Watergate cover-up to the Obama Administration.